Tumblr (3.0; @cchelseaa)http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvw6brprW31qzzd64o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i><b>Why my family refuses to play Clue with me:<br/><br/></b></i>1. I put the paper over my mouth and hum into it to get in their heads.<br/>2. I scream when someone suggests the revolver was used for anything.<br/>3. I happen to laugh a lot. No reason, just do.<br/>4. Can’t seem to keep everyone’s writing utensils out of my nose.</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/321947803http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/321947803Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:33:27 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvuy9aUcgF1qzzd64o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My mannequin head Wendall and I prepare for sleep. He opts for a shave, while I brush my teeth.<br/><br/>G’nite!</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/320865846http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/320865846Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:41:34 -0500<p><i><b>Everyone should </b></i><br/>stop re-posting pictures that someone else has taken.<br/>stop posting pictures of models and being envious of their looks.<br/>stop claiming someone’s creativeness as your own.</p> <p><i><b>Because</b></i><br/>repetition is not unique, and I bet most you can take way better pictures<br/>than the garbage that is being reblogged day after day after day.<br/>being envious of people strays a person away from their own beauty,<br/>and forces them to focus only on their negatives and imperfections.<br/>also, I’m under the impression everyone is creative. no matter what.<br/>honestly, rambling about your day is much more unique than a post<br/>with empty Chanel perfume bottles in rainbow ascending colors.<br/><br/>There you have it. I’m rarely sentimental, enjoy it!</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/320758864http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/320758864Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:35:14 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8566113&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8566113&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8566113&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>After a Penguin game during the Stanley Cup playoffs. I miss the atmosphere. Oh and we won, clearly.</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/319062446http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/319062446Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:03:08 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvseltRjUe1qzzd64o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t know about you, but when I see that upon paying for my parking garage ticket, that defines cold. SO SICK of this weather.</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/318412107http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/318412107Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:41:53 -0500<p>My friends and I are just now exchanging presents, which means I totally just bought all of their stuff yesterday. Not only that, but I’m wrapping them in Happy Birthday wrapping paper.<br/><br/>Best friend status right here.</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/316664711http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/316664711Mon, 04 Jan 2010 14:06:09 -0500<p>Anyone else wake up and instantly just think, “Where’s the coffee?”</p> <p>There are no thoughts of using the bathroom, engaging in meaningless morning conversation, or even to sleep in.</p> <p>I wake up, I check my phone, then I instantly head to the kitchen and meet up with my favorite appliance, mr.coffee-and he gives me a cup of joy every morning. Throw some french vanilla creamer in there, and my mind is at ease…until the next cup, which usually is 30 minutes from that.</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/314775671http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/314775671Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:16:07 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvlq06z1ZO1qzzd64o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><3 my New Year’s was absolutely lovely!</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/312231943http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/312231943Fri, 01 Jan 2010 23:04:54 -0500http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/310407037http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/310407037Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:42:10 -0500<p><b>Stop embracing the amusement gained from tormenting other people.</b><br/><br/><b>Stray away from talking like Tony Montana in front of Grandma.</b><br/><br/><b>Be nicer, no matter how much people do not deserve it.<br/><br/>The sarcasm has to go altogether, or cut down to about 50%.<br/><br/>In class, stop giving classmates nicknames derived from characters from Ed Bassmaster’s youtube videos.<br/><br/>Also do not tweet about a professor using his/her first/last names. Most of them are vain and Google themselves daily. This didn’t end well for you this term.<br/><br/>Stop filling your mother’s cigarette packs with water, dirt, thumbtacks, or other concrete items. She will learn to stop smoking on her own.</b></p> <p><b>Quit referring to your father as Weezy F. After Lil Wayne has impregnated half the nation this year, it’s not a good name to be calling your daddy.</b></p> <p><b>Go to class, you’re paying for it. Excuses such as I’ll start fresh next week and the penguins have an open practice are not valid.<br/></b></p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/307311826http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/307311826Tue, 29 Dec 2009 23:11:49 -0500<p>Left my curtains open last night to watch it snow. Forgot this little nugget of information when I took a shower and got dressed in front of the neighborhood just now.</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/306545289http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/306545289Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:50:47 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kveaet3wdk1qzzd64o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://omfgitselaainex.tumblr.com/post/305557923/cchelseaa-new-sweater-fun-plans-dirty-hair" target="_blank">omfgitselaainex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/305470568/new-sweater-fun-plans-dirty-hair-but-thats" target="_blank">cchelseaa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>New sweater! Fun plans! Dirty hair! BUT that’s okayyy.</p> </blockquote> <p>AH! You’re so pretty! Im so jealous! :)</p> <p>Awe, you’re a sweetheart! Thank you!</p> </blockquote>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/305581230http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/305581230Mon, 28 Dec 2009 23:59:24 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kveaet3wdk1qzzd64o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New sweater! Fun plans! Dirty hair! BUT that’s okayyy.</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/305470568http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/305470568Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:44:53 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvdz75Msa51qzzd64o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Anyone else have a TeuxDeux account? Since I am on break, none of my plans are really that intricate, which is nice. It’s a cool little website that allows you to have an online to do list. I happen to spend most of my time wasting my life on the internet, so it’s perfect for me. Also, it’s totally free. Everyone loves free things-just sign up!</p> <p>Check it out!</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/305125676http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/305125676Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:42:41 -0500<p>-Wake up to an obnoxiously loud infomercial where most of the men are wearing tighter shirts than the women.</p> <p>-Try turning it off with the remote, but then quickly remembering the death of said remote due to me throwing it against the wall in anger because it decided to stop working. [The batteries needed replaced]</p> <p>-Dragging myself out of bed to watch some shit on the news about someone AGAIN trying to preform some type of air terrorist attack. I think we all need to get over that shit real quick, don’t you? I mean it hasn’t worked out right, I don’t know, EVER. GET A FUCKING HOBBY. Blow up yourself for fun WITHOUT having to come in contact with other people.</p> <p>-My 23 year old brother, who you would swear was 19 and from the female species, took my travel mug. I called and asked for a proper explanation for these shenanigans, he replies, “Your mug is grippy, it reminds me of the grippers I used to use with pencils when I was like 8. I don’t know, it’s fun.”</p> <p>-Angrily shower and brush my teeth, which I do not suggest. The ouch factor is what gets ya.</p> <p>-Look outside, OH MORE SNOW.</p> <p>-Go outside in a guy’s pair of Timberland boots, which is basically me trying to walk with cinder blocks on my feet, and clean off my car. Neighbor feels the need to inform me that it has snowed, as if I cannot tell. My tactics to be evasive fail, and he snags me into a completely unnecessary discussion on ice, snow, and his life back in 64’.</p> <p>-Arrive back inside, to my surprise - a voice mail awaits! It informs me to just 86 the idea of coming into work today because it is snowing way too badly, and ice is everywhere.</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/304376388http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/304376388Mon, 28 Dec 2009 08:00:00 -0500Dad: "This thing fucking cheats."<br /> Mom: "It's because my ball isn't blue like the one I have here at home."<br /> Chelsea: "The Wii doesn't know that."<br /> Dad: "The Wii is racist."<br /> Mom & Chelsea: "What?"<br /> Dad: "It knows we are Italian, and look at it. It's all fucking white and cocky. I won't ever get a strike."<br /> [Dad turns off Wii]http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/301966192http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/301966192Sat, 26 Dec 2009 20:38:11 -0500<p><a href="http://curvycouture.tumblr.com/post/299262200/my-world" target="_blank">curvycouture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>has become more sad, I just got word that Crystal Renn is down to a size 8 right now… And all this time I thought I would be fine in NYC as a plus size model, I guess 10/12 is their ideal.</p> <p>I am a 14.</p> </blockquote> <p>Are you crazy? You are beautiful. Don’t let numbers dictate your life. Give em hell. :]</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/299266996http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/299266996Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:34:25 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv6p8vUHTb1qzzd64o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BEST GIFT EVER!!</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/299257155http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/299257155Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:24:31 -0500<p>We are done. Let it go and stop making me feel like garbage. Please&Thanks.</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/299183982http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/299183982Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:13:14 -0500<p><3 be safe.</p>http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/297767681http://cchelseaa.tumblr.com/post/297767681Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:01:52 -0500